Letter Meme

[nickdmc]

Dear Kerukun:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in your camping car and I saw you carve your initials into my avocado plant. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about eggplant-fetishism.

Fuck off now,
-Nick-

[Tyler Bennett]

Dear Kanna:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it(on the) first of May at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget the apartment building.

Greetings to your freaky family,
-Yurisnow-

((OCC: This is one messed up letter...))

[Zetsumei Sabishii]

Dear Kanna:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it When we skinny dipped With Paris Hilton and I saw you Sit on The crazy monk. I'm sure you're Scarred enough to understand That Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning Your contact book to you, but I'll keep The results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I Get sick when I think of The apartment building .

Go burn,
Death Lonely.